Oh no! A terrorist caused a plane diversion, but was apprehended without loss of life.
Wait. There was no explosive device? and he was drunk?
Let’s hear his side of the story. So he was pretty wasted and trying to impress a girl, and for some incomprehensible reason he thought the best way to do that was to make terrorist threats. “It was stupid of me. I’m a dumbass.” Yeah, dude, you certainly are.
The woman’s story seems pretty weird, even in the Commercial Appeal article.
Sisco is getting divorced, he said, and decided to put the moves on Valimont. When a flight attendant confronted him about being in the wrong seat, Sisco said he and Valimont were newlyweds.
Before Valimont could protest, the attendant moved on.
I don’t know about you, dear reader, but if a stranger on an airplane told the flight attendant I was newly married to him, this whole story would’ve stopped right there. Wait, maybe that’s why I’m not getting my 15 minutes of fame right now? Let’s go look at Valimont’s story.
This is a fine example of writing yourself a starring role in the security theater. Make sure you read to the end of Valimont’s post. She’s clearly a heroine in her own mind, and she’s barely able to pretend to give all the credit to her God.