Should you quit smoking today? It’s raining, better wait. Should you go on Atkins? Can you really eat nothing but bacon and still fit into a size 8? This guy does.
Or doesn’t — depending on whether its really him, or his cyber-jacked identity raped shell of an internet self.
“If you’d told us the truth, we would’ve told you to shove that red pill right up your ass.”
(alternate title: The Media Lies?)